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Vodka Demotivational Poster


OOOOOOHEHEHEHEHE -


TAGS: fido vodka sailer fat man
Rating: 4.16/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
JUST what people need! some clappers a sailor hat and pure n****ness
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 11:52 am
we know why you drink it fido
spacedog - March 17, 2010, 7:01 pm
5Ls
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L
Hasbunmb - March 17, 2010, 4:32 pm
LOL..... Jesus christ....


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks for the update, Jackson Browne!
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
HEAD Sh** OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


VODKA - Connecting People


TAGS: vodka people drunk
Rating: 2.94/5

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Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:12 pm
thx^^ will look it up asap
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 2:08 pm
You can use paint and just upload the poster. Cruise the forums there is a lot of info on where and posters can be made
Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:03 pm
wanted to do it but dont know how to do it here
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:54 pm
LOL - should have used the NOKIA-font ;)


BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes d*** good
Rating: 4.33/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm
i hear that. 5L's


JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
You're just bad... LOL


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - VODKA DRINKS YOU


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.57/5

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pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit b****ing at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the b****ing and justaccept that we all make **** sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well f*** it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


THIS DRINK - if only more people would drink it


TAGS: vodka stfu
Rating: 2.42/5

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MO - November 2, 2009, 6:05 pm
Mix it with Kool-aid? No more politifakes! Viola!!


FOREIGN HUMOR - Because we Finns need a translator to get foreign jokes


TAGS: vodka
Rating: 2.09/5

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agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:13 am
I'm going to need 1.75 additional liters of... translators.


HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....




DAMN - if only my dad was that awesome


TAGS: geoff rooster teeth vodka yum
Rating: 3.52/5

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Widow9669 - July 7, 2010, 11:17 pm
yes, jeff would make an awesome father.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:55 am
secret family recipe ^^ JIF aint got nothing on that =]


SENSELESS & POINTLESS - life before motifake devoid of any real purpose




NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.




NO BISCUITS FOR ME - Now, give me my damn vodka glass back!


TAGS: russian vodka alcohol
Rating: 3.25/5

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Current Resident - October 18, 2010, 4:11 pm
I'll bet that's right GZ. I found the picture on a Russian web site, which of course I couldn't read. Cheers
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:29 am
Ah, I remember that poster growing up. That was a poster against drinking.


AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: australian vodka bombora
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - September 1, 2013, 1:16 pm
The Price Is Right I'll Take 12 For Now.


One Thing About Vodka. -


TAGS: vodka
Rating: 4.25/5

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NON-ALCHOHOLIC VODKA - What seems to be the problem ocifer?


TAGS: vodka
Rating: 3.1/5

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BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
They've killed the point of Vodka...*cries in corner*


DAMMIT! - I said scotch, not vodka.




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